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Miaow.
what comes around,
goes around.
please lets stop the pain.
rewind lets start again...
listen to the melody,
its so sweet and heartwrenching
its all you and me.
Miaow.
Husband of the year awards
The honorable mention goes to :
The United Kingdom
...followed closely by
The United States of America
and then ................ Poland
but 3rd Place must go to
.........
Greece
it was very very close
but the runner up prize
was awarded to....
............. Serbia
but the winner of the
husband/partner of the year
......is
......... Ireland
Ya gotta love the Irish.
The Irish are true romantics….look, he's even
hoolding her hand..
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy!
Miaow.
oh, only if i don...
if i don.
thank
you whom sang.
bitter
sweet.
Miaow.
no one ever really did anything for me except you.but because of my selfish ego, i've hurt you.you left.i wish to be your audience again,if you still want me to go.. -- ... --- .-. .-. -.-- .-.-.- .--- --- -. no one ever really feel proud of me like you did.but because of clashes and violence, i cant take it.i left.but thank you.-... -.-- . -... . .- .-. no one ever really loved me like you did.but because i was young that time, i dunt understand.i rejected.but i regret.- .... .- -. -.- -.-- --- ..- --.. .... .. .... .- --- no one ever really treat me that nice like you did.but because i took it for granted, i did not treasure.you cried.im really sorry. really really sorry.and you never returned... -- .. ... ... -.-- --- ..- but i'll forget all of you.cause if i dunt.i'll never be happy.
Miaow.
i feel something is amiss,its wrong somewhere...where?what happened...Saved itemsHey, thank you for your gift n card.
i really appreciate it.
By the way did you manage to catch the last train back?
20th of September.
forget about 01/09forget about 28/08 cant forget 20/09?past and future.let it be only one person...stop making me so insecured
Miaow.
im bored.
thanks Nich n Janis for
the lurid hatt.
plus Joy too for two adorable cat files.
i love them all <3
thankyouverymuch.
Miaow.
Sarah Love.@ her birthday party.
her.nich.me
these was suppose to be up few months back...
Miaow.
If i can...i wanna make a Boyfriend.Finding one is too difficult....so haaha i'll input ideal qualities like :1. Kind2. Reliable3. Smart4. Cute5. Stylish6. Humble7. Refreshing8. Gets a lil bit jealous at times9. Gets a lil bit forceful at times10. Manly ( will scold me when i need it)11. Romantic ( pamper me with surprises)12. Just a lil perverted13. Adorably naive14. Will rescue me when im in a tight spot15. A strong fighter16. Speciality is cooking17. Preemptive reflexes18. Good hygiene maintanence19. Believe whatever i say20. Say sorry regardless whose fault it is*mah lehh mah lehh hoom!*please appear tonight my Knight in shining armour!
Miaow.